Posts Tagged Kim Kardashian
- Bionic enhancements.
- Uncanny ability to remain famous for no identifiable reason.
- Armies of Twitter-controlled zombie zealots.
- Advanced weapons technologies.
- Propensity to ally with Klingons in alternate universes and pseudo-humanoid slime-gods in this universe.
- The ability to pool rainwater in their faces while napping. (It’s a wilderness survival skill.)