Kardashians vs. Cardassians



  • Bionic enhancements.
  • Uncanny ability to remain famous for no identifiable reason.
  • Armies of Twitter-controlled zombie zealots.



  • Advanced weapons technologies.
  • Propensity to ally with Klingons in alternate universes and pseudo-humanoid slime-gods in this universe.
  • The ability to pool rainwater in their faces while napping. (It’s a wilderness survival skill.)


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  1. #1 by Gregory Macfarlane on January 28, 2011 - 11:31 pm

    I’m not sure what I’m voting for. The Cardassians would win in a fair fight, but the Kardashians could probably buy whatever they needed to win.

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