In the white corner:
And in the black corner:
Both are inescapable. Both defy human comprehension. One cannot even be expressed in a picture other than a cheesy crystal ball picture. The other looks back at you when you see his pictures – so be careful.
Does Fate have to ask Chuck Norris for permission? If so, is Chuck Norris destined to give a specific response?
(The Daily Duel staff officially advises against the real-world testing of this question, as it could result in a time-space paradox that would destroy the universe as we know it.)