In the blue corner:
Pedantic Prowess: 9
Hipster Factor: 10
And in the other blue corner:
Pedantic Prowess: 5
Hipster Factor: 8
That’s right: they actually do have a whole lot in common.
Both of them are superheroes, but no one seems to be able to tell me what their superpowers actually are.
Captain Planet is the first superhero to sport a green mullet. Barack Obama is the first person to get the Nobel Peace Prize for not being George W. Bush.
Captain Planet is going to save the world from pollution. Barack Obama is going to save the world from prosperity.