Care Bears vs. Thundercats

In the blue corner:

The Care Bears

Speed: 3
Strength: 2
Cuteness: 9
Smugness: 10
Predictability: 10
Punctuality: 9
Special abilities: Inexhaustible emotion-altering manipulation rays of fluffy mental death.

And in the red corner:

The Thundercats

Speed: 8
Strength: 7
Cuteness: 4
Smugness: 9
Predictability:  10
Punctuality: 2
Special abilities: Hand-to-hand combat, the Thundertank, and a jazz choir that is very good at repeating their team name at climactic moments.

In the first-ever Daily Duel, we see two furry giants of the 1980’s cartoon scene pitted against each other in mortal combat. Some may say that a closer match would be the Care Bears vs. the robot-teddy-bears-from-Thundercats-whose-name-nobody-remembers, but I think that the Thundercats can hold their own against the Great Fluffy Menace if they get in close quickly and take the fight to the ground.

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  1. #1 by Brittany on October 29, 2010 - 4:28 pm

    The care bear would win this fight!! The thundercata would go into the fight too cocky and the bears would smuggle them with kindness!!

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