Kardashians vs. Cardassians

Kardashians

Strengths:

• Bionic enhancements.
• Uncanny ability to remain famous for no identifiable reason.
• Armies of Twitter-controlled zombie zealots.

Cardassians

Strengths:

• Advanced weapons technologies.
• Propensity to ally with Klingons in alternate universes and pseudo-humanoid slime-gods in this universe.
• The ability to pool rainwater in their faces while napping. (It’s a wilderness survival skill.)