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Kardashians vs. Cardassians

Kardashians

Strengths:

  • Bionic enhancements.
  • Uncanny ability to remain famous for no identifiable reason.
  • Armies of Twitter-controlled zombie zealots.

Cardassians

Strengths:

  • Advanced weapons technologies.
  • Propensity to ally with Klingons in alternate universes and pseudo-humanoid slime-gods in this universe.
  • The ability to pool rainwater in their faces while napping. (It’s a wilderness survival skill.)

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